I'd forgotten he was gone...
It's like he never left...ZZZZZzzzzz......

Sometimes a Prezzident finds it's convenient to make himself scarce. There are times when being The Most Powerful Figurehead In The Nation just doesn't cut it, especially when there are things happening in the country which cause folks to take their attention off 'said figurehead'. For example, Our Humble Nation is currently quagmired in Election Stuff. Election Stuff is sticky, messy, and covers the nation like a spilled truckload of molasses covers an interstate highway, drawing flies and other vermin in its wake.

I was reminded by a news item on the internet that ol' Georgie W. Bushed ain't in this great nation of ours at the present time. Hey, who's paying any attention to him right now, what with all the muck and mire of the current political climate...which was just spiced up today by the semi-revelation that Repubblican John McCain might have had some sort of surreptitious relationship with a lady who had something to do with some sort of lobbying activity. John McCain? Huh? The question I have is "gosh, what could she have been thinking?"

So, with alla the stuff between Hillary, Obama, and McCain and Who Knows Who Else, our current Prezzident, who ain't dumb (well, wait a minute thar...), up and decided This Was A Good Time For Him To Be Gone. No one was gonna miss him, right? He is a lame duck, after all. He might as well Git Out Thar and See The World. Of course, he doesn't get frequent-flier miles on Air Force One, but then again, he doesn't have to endure long lines at the local airport, either. Being Prezzident does have its advantages, after all. It's so late in the game that we don't care if it's you and I who are actually paying for his latest excursion, this time to the Third World...below, is a shot of him bustin' moves in Monrovia, Liberia...



He's one funky Prezzident, huh? He might have cut a dashing figure once upon a time, who knows? Maybe, back when he was younger, perhaps he was more coherent than he is now... Maybe back then, it wasn't such an effort for him to masquerade as an actual human being; the closest he can come right now is a crude cariacture of anything resembling a semi-knowledgable individual. But, we don't care anymore. He'll be gone next January. The smell of politics and winds are a-blowin' in the air. I'll just hope I can stay upwind.

But anyway, when our Prezzident was doing the hokey-pokey in Liberia, as pictured above, it took him back to the '70s, when he used to party hearty and cut a mean rug with any lady who was unfortunate enough to be anywhere near him. This is mere speculation, but no one can absolutely deny that the following picture didn't cross Dubya's mind when the above foto was snapped...



This post is so disgusting that I'll just mercifully end it right here. I've sunk to a new low.